Wait till tomorrow.” Then laughing at the kid I saw in the mirror, I said out loud, almost yelling in glee, “Things can always get BETTER!”Yeah, I know that isn’t the way it’s always said. “Worse,” is the usual operative word in that epithet. But today, I had Lindie and the bevy of surprises she was joyfully thrusting upon my heart. I didn’t think that anything could dampen my feelings right now.Just to prove me partially wrong about that, I softly uttered to myself, “Ooops!” at that moment. I heard the French doors give a little squeak as they opened. LINDIE! Ooops! I’d dawdled just a mite too long and she was here.“Mikey,” she called out as I grabbed my bathing suit and hastily pulled it on.“Be right down,” I answered, pulling my shorts on over my suit and grabbing my sandals.With a quick dash, I was down in the kitchen, lunged at my Lindie and ... SMACK ... planted one on those lifesaving lips of hers.“Wow?” she said. “Where did that come from.”“You,” I answered.“Yeah. I can see. Some kind of amusement park? Or themed restaurant? Or...something? It's definitely some sort of Renaissance Faire-y acting type gig. You could probably remember more clearly if this room wasn't so fucking bright; it's making your head spin. You give your eyes another rub before swallowing and opening up your orientation guide.Oh fuck. If your head wasn't spinning before, it sure as hell was now. You told these people you had years of experience horseback riding? That you were deeply versed in all manner of period knowledge? That....that you won the fucking silver medal in fencing?! You moan, letting your forehead drop dramatically onto the carefully bullet-pointed list of all your outrageous lies. Maybe if you had told them you won the bronze instead, you wouldn't be in this mortifying situation.Abruptly, however, you sit back up. Hey, what's all this wailing and gnashing of teeth?! Fake it 'til you make it, right? A whole summer of peacocking around, waving a fake sword for cute.
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